A Comprehensive Look at Shit Happening in the World
Shit Happens in Various Religions:
How can we know if shit happens?
What is this shit?
You can't prove any of this shit..
It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure whether its shit or not.
Shit is good for the soil.
This modern shit is worthless.
It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.
I don't believe this shit.
Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead.
Why do you keep shitting on us?
We'll wash the shit right off you.
You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.
If shit happens it is not really shit
If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
Shit will happen again to you next time.
Shit happens because you didn't work hard enough.
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.
Shit happens because you are BAD.
If shit happens, you deserve it
When shit happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
Shit doesn't happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it.
Our shit will take care of itself.
Shit it in your mind.
Science Shit is in your mind.
Confucius say, ``Shit Happens''
Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen PROPERLY."
Survival of the shittiest.
"Why does shit happen?" (p. 157)
If shit happens, hold a procession.
You're responsible for all the shit that happens.
I am at cause that shit will not happen.
Send us all your shit.
Shit happens, but don't publish it.
There's no shit in the Bible.
Shit happens, usually in three's.
Shit Happens, Rama Rama (Ding Ding).
Please this flower and buy our shit.
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it...
(Repeat until you become one with she-it)
I`ve seen this Shit before.
This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
This shit happening IS you.
If shit happens, take a hostage.
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
We don't take any shit.
Knock Knock, ``Shit Happens.''
Here, we insist you take our shit.
Shit happens door to door.
No shit happens until Armaggedon.
There is only a limited amount of good shit.
This Kool-Aid tastes like shi...
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
Got any laxatives?
Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Only happy shit really happens.
This shit is going to happen again.
Our shit is better than your shit.
Shit happens again & again & again ...
If shit happens, shun it.
Crap happens (you can't say shit in Utah)
This is really weird shit.
Nation of Islam:
Don't take no shit.
Were all part of the same shit.
For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.
That's not shit, it's feldspar.
A firm shit does not happen to me.
This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
I create my own shit.
If shit happens, honor it and share it.
St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.
Shit happens for a variety of reasons.
Let the shit happen to someone else.
Shit won't happen if I work harder.
If shit happens, praise the lord for it!
Give us your shit and put on this orange shit.
Let's smoke this shit.
Hey, this is good shit, mon.
We hope bad shit happens to all of you.
We will make your shit happen.
All this happens to be shit.
If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.
No shit on Saturdays.
You inherit the shit of your ancestors.
Leave our shit alone
Shit will happen. Praise the lord.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Shit happens, so flow with it.
Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening.
Shit happens one day at a time.
What is this Shit?
It's not the shit that matters. It's the process.
We affirm the right for shit to happen.
Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
This shit's gonna get you
Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
Let's stick some pins in this shit!
The Goddess makes shit happen.
If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
Mix this shit together and it will happen
What is the sound of shit happening?
Shit Happens in Various Ways:
It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?
Shit happens, and rolls down hill.
I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
This shit's not part of my contract.
Shit is biodegradable.
Shit happened, we just don't know where.
Shit happens only in well-defined quantities.
Shit is Relative.
I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.
Four score and seven shits ago...
Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything about it.
Well, I do believe that shit happened. I was just taking a nap.
Whye doe peopl treate mee lik shite?
I didn't inhale this shit.
I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so....
Read my lips: no more shit!
Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture.
This looks like foreign shit. Let Baker handle it.
Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?
Martin Luther King:
Black shit and white shit CAN coexist...
I came, I saw, I shitted. (Veni, Vidi, Shitti)
John Paul Jones:
I have not yet begun to shit.
James T. Kirk:
... to boldly shit where no one has shit before!
There's a bug somewhere in this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt
A core dump... Shit!
It's shit, but at least it's compatible.
It's everybody's shit.
The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
Dictatorship of the shit.
Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit.
Don't eat the shit.
If it happens to shit, don't eat it.
There's nothing quite like a good shit.
This shit is good for me.
Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
Shit happening is absurd.
Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.
I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow.
With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.
I'll hold this shit in forever.
Oh shit, it's going to happen!
Let's blow this shit up!
I love when shit happens.
Do shit to me!
I will shit on you!
Shit is a phallic symbol.
Shit Happens According to Various Philosophers:
Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit
If shit happens, enjoy it.
What is shit? Why is shit?
The essence of shittyness...
I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am.
The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit.
I wanted to live deliberately ... to suck all the shit out of life.
Shit is meaningless!
What is shit, anyway?
Shit Happens In Various Professions:
Shit happening is just a special case...
There is an 83.7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe.
To within experimental error, this is shit.
I hope this shit holds together.
I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!
Is this shit alive?
I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit.
I'm sorry, but we can't do this shit until you fill out form XJ-314159 to make an appointment with our Assistant Sub-Deputy Manager to obtain form ZN-271828...
For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
Take two shits and call me in the morning.
Yes, it's definitely a case of shit. $99.95, please...
Shit, where's this organ supposed to go?
Shit is in your mind.
Everything that happens is shit; it is just repressing its subconscious shittiness.
It's shit, but at least it compiles.
Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen...
It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
If you elect me, there will never again be shit.
Shit is bad for the economy.
You want fries with that shit?
This shit is out of tune.
Let's see how much shit the faculty'll take.
Why doesn't this shit add up?
What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri.
(For non-Latin-speakers: feces tauri=the excrement of a bull)
This shit ain't good enough.
I'll make 'em squirm for putting this shit on their tax forms.